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Friendationship

My first wish of a perfect man was very simple .As simple as a seventeen years old could imagine ,tall dark and handsome,mills and boons made a perfect experiment out of me.Harlequin was super proud of me , ofcorse that was just the physical attributes , so in addition he was meant to be gentle,caring , generous,doting , understanding,strong ,tolerant , forgiving ,funny ,smart,creative ,persistent , patient romantic (this is the major spice ),also he was expected to be muscular,keanu reeves in bed and very mad over me
               
                     
But i was a good girl who aimed to jump over childishness into maturity so i decided to wait till twenty before dating.At twenty two,i already had my first heartbeat"so much for waiting ",it had failed cause i didn't use my precious list Game on

My first friendationship was with Kelly ,Even though Kelly was short ,he had his game on fleck ,i later know that most short guys make up in charm and charisma what they lack in height.kelly and i had the chemistry that metamorphosed into physics ,.He'd buy me gifts,stamp my forehead with the softest kisses ,whisper sweet nothing to me in the softest voice night crawl with me.sex with him was fiery  ,my list worked i thought but i was just a friend,no commitment,no dating ,we failed chemistry,physics and further maths 😁😁, we are so English now
                             
Then I move on my life,on my solo life, one day on filling station with my dad,trying to buy motor spirit,i met Elvis
Elvis was a soldier attached to local duty of policing .He was superb,as a northerner his dark was turned two notches higher but i didn't mind,the darker the better .Elvis was lean in a sexy way and always available.i often wondered​ why soldiers formed "bully serving the country".Elvis was a natural romantic ,he wasn't the type to blind one with a carnival of affluence and exotic gifts .He do the little things that matters the most ,such a simple man,his microphone was like that tiny gadget that could freeze the world .It made me sing so much ,one day i thought shakira was in the room ,as we proceed on ,our relationship was so sweet so one day i asked what are we?And he said friends * couldn't even be English with him,jezebel was a better patron saint.
My last friendationship was Abe ,my complete wish list personified ,he charmed me and i lost it, breakfast in bed,exotic trips naught calls from work,private cinema experience.
Hay God,this is the one my heart screamed ,my search was finally over,I've got my knight in shining armour
Abe loved the missionary style and each time he'd look into my eyes as it seeing through me ,i welcomed the gospel in turn ,messengers of love ,he said i think I'm falling in love with you but my heart doesn't want to accept it ,the sheep in beamed at his humility,what meekness ,a month later , friend zone....
I asked in dismay,why are they not taken me serious,i needed real relationship but i end up in friendationship.....
Ps..My friendationships all started after Val and ended before Val
Pps....Mills ,,boons and harlequin are contraband aliens living on earth🎈,if found burn them before they say hi....
...Written by abigearl
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